Archive for August, 2006, click title to see full post

To a crappy year

August 30th, 2006 @ 3:45 pm by zymetric

If you are searching for the perfect gag gift for a pet owner, or a picky poop aficionado, you should be happy to hear that our first shipment of 2007 poop calendars just arrived, and these are hotter than any of the previous 4 editions.  You won’t find this crap at Wal-Mart©!

Movers & Shakers

August 28th, 2006 @ 12:59 pm by zymetric

You can now view our top selling products, in real-time, based on both total sales & total volume for any given week in the left navigation of our site. There isn’t alot of fluctuation within the rankings over short periods of time, but it is still pretty interesting just the same.
Enjoy.

Shock Rock

August 9th, 2006 @ 4:17 pm by zymetric

We just added about 10 products to our catalog, 4 of which are new shockers. We now carry shocking laser pointers, a shocking magic marker, a dual functioning shocking flashlight, and our personal favorite, the shocking mp3 player.
So what everyday household object will the Chinese shockify next? Expect shocking candy bars (and pieces […]

Its a Groucho World

August 4th, 2006 @ 1:01 pm by zymetric

The small town of Gorham, Maine took a stab at the official groucho guinness world record this past Sunday, and so far (until it is verified that is), appear to have unoficially taken the title with 1,438 participants simultaneously wearing a pair of groucho marx glasses.  But as we have seen in the past, to […]

Strange Searches for July

August 1st, 2006 @ 1:28 pm by zymetric

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