We just added about 10 products to our catalog, 4 of which are new shockers. We now carry shocking laser pointers, a shocking magic marker, a dual functioning shocking flashlight, and our personal favorite, the shocking mp3 player.

So what everyday household object will the Chinese shockify next? Expect shocking candy bars (and pieces of candy), bottle openers, dice, white out, a paper punch, nail clippers, a lady bug & sliding eyeballs (really), shocking vaults, and even more to hit the U.S. markets soon. And expect Zymetrical.com to pick them up as available.

And before anyone asks a silly question like “Is the shocking mp3 player compatible with my ipod”, because someone will, no it isn’t compatible. In fact, it doesn’t even play music.