Archive for December, 2007, click title to see full post

2007 wrap-up: site

December 31st, 2007 @ 2:30 pm by zymetric

Just a quick ‘year in review’ post on what you bought from us over the past 12 months.
Our best selling products for 2007, by total gross sales, were:

Rubber Chickens (economy & deluxe)
Clown Noses
Stink Bombs
Fake Tattoo Sleeves
Rasta Knitted Cap w/ Braids
Our best selling products for 2007, sorted by quantity sold:

Clown Noses *
Stink Bombs
Fart Bags
Groucho Glasses
Puff Cigarettes

*We […]

A groucho with a gun

December 28th, 2007 @ 4:19 pm by zymetric

Last night a security guard was robbed at the San Diego Zoo. No one was injured.
According to SignOnSanDiego.com:

The robber was described as a white or Latino man in his early 20s, about 5-foot-9 and 170 pounds, wearing jeans, a black Afro wig and Groucho Marx costume glasses and nose, the sergeant said.
More from a […]

2007 Wrap-up: blog

December 27th, 2007 @ 5:59 pm by zymetric

This is the first in a series of “year in review” posts we are planning. First, for our 3 loyal readers, the blog run down.

26, number of entries written so far this year:
That is an average of 1 fresh post every 14 days or so. We are 2 posts shy of our 2006 […]

5 Last minute coupons

December 12th, 2007 @ 5:00 pm by zymetric

10% off of all in stock items sitewide
OR:
15% off of all in stock shocking toys & games15% off of all in stock food pranks15% off of all in stock exploding pranks15% off of all in stock fart & poop crap

Restrictions: All coupons below expire Friday, 12/14/07. Only valid for new orders, placed after […]

Dried Rhino Poop

December 12th, 2007 @ 12:49 pm by zymetric

Talk about the white elephant gift for this season (or should that be the brown?). This truly is the perfect idea for someone who has everything.
From the eBay auction:
Great gag gift, made from dried elephant poop which has been sealed in poly… Add your own engraving plate to personalize the award.

Exploding pens on the tele

December 12th, 2007 @ 12:41 pm by zymetric

Anyone catch the exploding pen on last night’s episode of ‘London Ink’?. Think ‘Miami Ink’ (or L.A. Ink), but w/ British accents. Well, we are temporarily out of stock on those (go figure), so there weren’t any orders placed for that - not that it would be anything like when they re-air the […]