It is that time of year when we start heavily discounting every bit of seasonal inventory we have left. And our overstocked items are always slashed. You can search our entire seasonal & overstock inventory anytime to get a real-time view, as the list fluctuates a bit.

First up today, our 2008 buttcrack calendars. This isn’t one of those cheesy half-ass calendars you see at Wal-mart®. You still have 9 full months left in this 12 month calendar if you order soon. Butt if you wait much longer than that they probably won’t be available at this price.

Next, our yule doos poop ornament. Buy it now at 58% off and you will have it next year for your tree. How many people do you know with dog poop ornaments on their tree?

We also have a limited quantity of felt santa hats, felt shamrock top hats, and holiday gag scratch off tickets left at absolutely ridiculous prices.

And the most overstocked item currently in our inventory is the jumbo snake jelly bean cans (left). We have so many of these on hand we have slashed the price to near cost, below cost for resellers. Leave this in the cupboard or on the counter and when your victim unscrews the top, two or three 2ft silk snakes fly out of this jellybean canister – a fantastic april fools gag. There are only 39 days left, and counting to A-day.