Archive for March, 2008, click title to see full post

Speaking of Whoopee Cushions

March 31st, 2008 @ 4:03 pm by zymetric

Friday, a reporter from the Canadian National Post detailed the history of how the whoopee cushion accidentally came to be. Until recently it was assumed that Americans had invented the greatest farting gag.
[JEM Rubber Co.] produced parts for printing companies. In the late 1920s, it moulded an inflatable bag that farted. Possibly it was […]

Introducing, Zymetrical Blog Live

March 31st, 2008 @ 11:48 am by zymetric

It is no secret that we have been looking for ways to integrate posts & silly videos more tightly into our site & product pages. Marketing types would use the word convergence.
Now we have discovered a way to integrate our blog into video.
Below is a first not just for our website, but […]

Fart Juice, Not From Concentrate

March 28th, 2008 @ 4:07 pm by zymetric

Normally we don’t pre announce products, but we just can’t contain our excitement about a new line about to launch tuesday. Actually, we have alot of things to announce soon. Here is a teaser.

Exploding Inflatable Love

March 27th, 2008 @ 2:38 pm by zymetric

One of the shifts in our new homepage layouts has been to make video & other media more prominent, above the fold. While we have been posting silly videos since 2005, it hasn’t been until recently that the video bug really got us. It must have something to do with the blogging […]

HomePage Redux

March 27th, 2008 @ 1:44 pm by zymetric

We have been experimenting with different homepage layouts over the last couple of days.

 
Depending on who you are & where you’re from you may see some, all, or none of these changes. Or more likely, if you are just a one time visitor making a one time visit/purchase, you probably wouldn’t notice […]

Caption Contest: Win a Free 22″ Rubber Chicken

March 26th, 2008 @ 10:32 am by zymetric

So you think you’re funny?
Do you have a better caption for this old Guinness ad that Kyle William found? If so, let us know and you could win a brand spanking new 22″ deluxe rubber chicken like the one pictured. We have never tried one of these caption contests, so with (or without […]

New Tee-V Series Pilot

March 25th, 2008 @ 11:43 am by zymetric

Speaking of cool new videos, check out this new tee-v pilot that just launched Monday, from our favorite t-shirt company . But we aren’t writing about them here because we love them, plenty of others do that.
We are writing about it because they used not only our pooping pig keyrings, but also our silly […]

Dog Poop Cookies, Just Like Mom Used to Bake

March 25th, 2008 @ 11:12 am by zymetric

For all of you pranksters who aren’t buying your practical jokes, we found instructions for homemade dog poop cookies. Not the edible chocolate poop kind either (sold out for Easter). Remember, April Fool’s day falls in the middle of the work/school week this year.

Headline: Laughing Index Continues to Rise

March 24th, 2008 @ 12:19 pm by zymetric

According to a recent study published Friday, the 2008 laughing index has jumped 4% in the last 12 months, which is not good news for the already weakened dollar. The index, a cumulative measure of 16 humor indicators tracks, among other things:
The cost of a single issue of Mad magazine
The wholesale prices of rubber […]

Headline: Young people more liklely to read headlines

March 24th, 2008 @ 11:30 am by zymetric

According to a press release from comscore, young people aged 18-34 are more likely to read headlines than those aged 65 and older, and get most of their news online vs. traditional newspapers.