Occasionally we compile the best oddball product searches that real people have conducted through our site, and list those here. It is hard to believe it has been 18 months since our last search update.

We should quickly note that some of these may seem completely normal, until you take into consideration where these searches were made. A search on our site for “ipods” is probably equivalent to a search on newegg for “poop”. It’s all relative. Without any further adieu, strange searches for the month of February.

sippy cup
Lobster bibs
rotten fsh
cotton candy
rose candles
pumping breast
god
ipod nano
infaltiables
slanted asian eyes prank
mind control
post-it notes
MINI GRAMOPHONES
ping pong
you are a douche cards
donkinator 3000
prison
hawaiian shirts
hot dog griller torch
sexy movies
stores in Richmond, VA
brandy snifter
something