Caption Contest: Win a Free 22″ Rubber Chicken
March 26th, 2008 @ 10:32 am by zymetricSo you think you’re funny?
Do you have a better caption for this old Guinness ad that Kyle William found? If so, let us know and you could win a brand spanking new 22″ deluxe rubber chicken like the one pictured. We have never tried one of these caption contests, so with (or without your help) it will either be a big success, or a big flop.
First the rules & prizes:
Contest expires 7 days from today. The first five people to add a caption will each receive a chicken like the ones pictured here and in the ad below. All chickens will ship at our expense via standard mail. The funniest entry, as voted by us, will also receive a $25 gift certificate that can be used on absolutely any in-stock item we carry. If we receive alot of participation we may open that up to the first 10 people to add a caption, for example.
There is no purchase necessary and you do not need to have an account to participate. This (and all) contests adheres strictly to our privacy policy, and none of your information will be used for marketing under any circumstances.
To add your caption:
The easiest way to participate is to add a caption to this post by commenting directly below (email address not published). You must use a valid email so we can contact you in case you win.
Or if you prefer you can send an email with your first name & your caption to [info AT zymetrical.com] with the exact subject “chicken caption contest” and we will add your caption for you. Again, emails are not published & comments are 100% anonymous.
Alright put your funny novelty hat on and go, don’t everyone start at once.
Update: Winners announced.
March 26th, 2008 16:09
From Bill in KS, via email:
“We found the problem mam’, this was lodged in your funny bone. Oh, and you were nine months pregnant.”
March 30th, 2008 13:55
Chicken….GOOOOOOD.
March 30th, 2008 21:44
im sorry britany but aperently you were pregnant with a rooster but dont worry we wont tell the tabloids or your mother
March 31st, 2008 10:32
From Janice in CO, via email:
“You got a little funny in ya.”
March 31st, 2008 10:40
From Jon in MA, via email:
“All Fred ever really wanted to be was a magician; his mom wanted him to be a doctor.”
March 31st, 2008 11:25
“Mrs. Smith was appalled upon awaking from her anesthetic to find Dr. Jones choking his chicken!!!”
March 31st, 2008 11:26
“Anyone can pull a rabbit out of a hat…..I got skills!!!!”
March 31st, 2008 11:27
“Sometimes tampons just don’t do the job. Remember, if you put it in, you need to be able to get it out”.
- A Public Service Announcement.
March 31st, 2008 12:17
Well now……This is just foul…….
March 31st, 2008 12:18
“Didn’t your mother tell you to never play with your food!!!!”
March 31st, 2008 12:20
” I just don’t think when the Cornel came up with his 7 herbs and spices, he had that in mind!!!!”
March 31st, 2008 19:32
hes beautiful………theres nothing like a mothers love
March 31st, 2008 19:33
im sorry britany but aperently you were pregnant with a rooster but dont worry we wont tell the tabloids or your mother
April 1st, 2008 09:08
hey britany looks like you might have just bought you and a rooster a 1 way ticket to the mental institute
April 1st, 2008 16:11
Well, Mrs. Sanders,It’s a boy!
The Colonel will be so proud!
April 2nd, 2008 12:30
[...] If you would like to enter our chicken caption contest you still have time. The first 5 winners have been chosen, but we still have more chickens to give away!! [...]
April 2nd, 2008 17:02
“Nope…..Wrong hand…but you still get this rubber chicken as a prize!”
April 10th, 2008 17:26
[...] Lastly, you must use a valid email address so that we can contact you, and please keep it to one caption per comment. Refer to this post for the full rules, privacy information, and format. Contest ends 7 days from today. What are you waiting for? [...]