This is a pretty funny post from glamour.com:
The other day my son found fart spray on the shelf of a newsstand we frequent. He insisted on “sampling” it. The spritz hit my younger son’s jacket, and we had to smell it all day long. Of course, my older son thought the spray was awesome…
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Back in January we ordered 10 cases (288doz) of deez nuts because they were selling so well and we had trouble keeping them in stock. Now, because we did that, they are barely selling at all and are taking up too much space. You know what that means.
So for the next [...]
There are just 13 days until April Fool’s, and counting. You still have time left, but you need to hurry if you plan on ordering any tricks. Use coupon code “aprilfools” when checking out and save an additional 10%.
April Fools Day originated in France in 1582, under the rule of king Charles IX, [...]
Wanted: Wholesale novelty company seeks pooper scooper franchises and pet butler businesses to pick up our promotional dog poop products.
We have everything from chunky, to lumpy, to pens, to poop candles, and also stock instant poop in a can, keychains, and more crap you have to see to believe. Wholesale pricing starts at [...]
Because it happened last year, and the year before that.. we are certain that we will be stuck with whatever seasonal Saint Patrick’s hats we now have left until next year. Unless we do something radical this year.
So, while supplies last, you can get a free one of these felt top hats hats just [...]
This is a video our Italian branch just shot for the gelling joke. Sorry the translations came out a little whack. Expect really big things from this department soon!
One of our customers bought a whole bunch of disappearing knives a few weeks back for an ‘ides of march’ party they are having this weekend. We think that is so frigggin cool. The ides (15th) of March is of course when Julius Caesar was infamously murdered.
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We really weren’t kidding when we said we had every intention to write a post every time we find that someone has stolen our images and/or descriptions. And we weren’t kidding when we said that we could write a post per day about this problem. In fact there are so many we now [...]
Given the current economic situation it is safe to say that we could all fair better with a few extra bucks in our pocket. The following money saving tips were written to help you save money once you are committed to making an online purchase — we will assume here that you have already [...]
I am not 100% certain, but I think I saw Flavor Flav sporting a backwards clock last night while flipping through channels. Actually that is a lie. I was watching it with my girlfriend. Anyone else see it though?
We couldn’t find a picture confirming this so we photoshopped one. Well, here [...]
