This is very funny for all of you nerds & internet geeks who happen to work in e-commerce. Most of you won’t get it though, no worries.
 
Via techcrunch

Oh, did we mention that groucho glasses are coming back in?

Here at Zymetrical we care deeply about the world we live in. We know that many of you care about that as well, so today seems the perfect day to outline our commitments and a few of the things we are doing to help.
Partly to reduce consumption (and costs), but mostly because it gets [...]

Speaking of backorders, our gelling joke powder just came back in this morning after selling out unexpectedly last month. Below is the video that prompted that, wanna watch?

After I don’t know how many months, we have a first of several small shipments of groucho marx glasses expected this week. We will open up a presale in the next couple of days once those have gotten through customs and are on a truck.
If you have already emailed us about these then you [...]

The rubber chicken is apparently used by some sun developers & programmers to avoid “breaking the build” when writing new software or applications.
The rubber chicken creates some social pressure but its silliness removes the sting.
This chicken in this instance would serve the same purpose as a dunce cap. In laymen’s terms, breaking the build [...]

We are stoked to introduce the newest piece of schwag to our product line, the stoner shag hat. This hat is totally chill and is perfect for sitting on the couch watching video games. Ha, we mean playing video games.
Oh, sorry the picture didn’t come out so great, we will retake [...]

Our latest caption contest was a huge blowout with over 30 captions 18 different people. The votes are in and our caption contest winner has been chosen. The winner is walking home, or staying home rather as the prize is being mailed, with 432 sponge clown noses. (please let us know what [...]

Check out this music video that a customer shot featuring one of our rubber fish (1:09). Thanks for sending in the link Dom.

Update: We are extending the sale to 4/21.
We are quickly approaching May, and yet we still have calendars left… To say that we went a little overboard and ordered a bit too many would be an understatement.
So, we are having a one day sale to move these out of here. The opening [...]