We can’t remember the last time we got sooo excited about a product that we had to blog about it the first day it came in. Actually it has been a while since we have blogged about any new product — the last time we did that it was an april fool’s joke (stop emailing us about the juice, k).

Well today has proven different. When I opened our first shipment of liquid ass spray earlier, no sooner did the boxcutter get through the top layer of tape before I was immediately overtaken and brought to my knees with tears. Ben, a short distance away and not privy to what I was doing, began to gag uncontrollably.

Mind you, this is before we even worked up the courage to spray any inside of our warehouse (hey, it was before lunch). Words can’t really do this smell justice, so maybe this video will help. $4.78ea, available w/ Streamer or Mister nozzles.