Clown Caption Contest
April 10th, 2008 @ 5:26 pm by zymetricWe are giving away an entire case of foam clown noses (36doz) & a phony burger for the funniest caption. What you do with 432 clown noses is entirely up to you. Total first prize is valued at roughly $100 including shipping.
Also, the very first one to leave a caption in the comments below will receive a clown package including a wig or 2, noses and other props. Other prizes may be given if the comments are exceptionally witty. Some comments may have to be manually approved so don’t repost if they don’t show up right away.
Lastly, you must use a valid email address so that we can contact you, and please keep it to one caption per comment. Refer to this post for the full rules, privacy information, and format. Contest ends 7 days from today. What are you waiting for?
April 10th, 2008 17:37
Let’s keep this between us.
April 10th, 2008 17:42
I’m sorry, sir. The position has been filled.
April 10th, 2008 19:18
Ronald McDonald woke up to find himself ordering his favorite #11 meal at his FAVORITE resturaunt. Burger King. bada ba ba ba im lovin’ it!
April 11th, 2008 14:43
But I have experience being the king
April 11th, 2008 14:48
Hi, I’m Rapid Ronald….SURPRISE!!!
April 11th, 2008 17:10
Look I know what this looks like….
I just want to have it my way…
April 13th, 2008 12:48
I’ll trade you three Big Macs for one Whopper.
April 14th, 2008 14:31
Would you like to super-size that order of crow?
April 15th, 2008 14:24
I’m lovin’ it here at Burger King where I can have it my way!
April 15th, 2008 16:45
[...] There are only 2 more days left in our clown caption contest. To participate, all you have to do is leave a funny caption in the comments. To reiterate, we are giving away 432 noses to 1 person, and possibly more to others… [...]
April 15th, 2008 21:20
I’ll take one apple, one cherry, and one humble pie.
April 15th, 2008 22:26
psst…I just saved 20% on my car insurance.
April 15th, 2008 22:29
Are you familiar with the witness protection program???
April 16th, 2008 02:53
Apparently there are a few fashion side effects from the “secret sauce”.
April 16th, 2008 10:20
What do you mean I can’t supersize it?
April 16th, 2008 10:21
Hello, I’m here for the health inspection!
April 16th, 2008 10:23
In spite of his cunning attempt to disguise himself, Ronald realized his cover was blown.
April 16th, 2008 14:26
Funny how things work.
April 16th, 2008 14:31
I’m new at this, the Hamburgerlar is at Wendy’s.
April 16th, 2008 14:41
Quit clowning around, I want it MY way!
April 16th, 2008 15:34
Please… Please….I just want to wear the crown one time.
April 16th, 2008 21:06
No one gets in to see the Wizard, not no one, not no how.
April 16th, 2008 21:07
Isn’t Elvis here?
April 16th, 2008 21:08
Actually, I’m a Secret Shopper and you just won the prize for GREAT customer service.
April 16th, 2008 21:09
I’m auditioning for a TV show to be called “Desperate Mascots”.
April 16th, 2008 21:09
My, what Big Macs you have.
April 16th, 2008 21:44
I’m not a real mascot, I just play one on TV.
April 16th, 2008 21:45
Does this trench coat make my nose look fat?
April 16th, 2008 23:11
Thought to lead a mcsheltered life, Ronald had begun to experiment with crossdressing, enjoying the royal treatment his secret persona occasionally brought him…
April 17th, 2008 00:01
“Arch” criminal Ronald attempted anonymity whenever he tried to pass some worthless paper, but he was often foiled to find that his wasn’t the only kingdom where a single Mcgift certificate wouldn’t buy much of anything…
April 17th, 2008 00:13
“Nutrition Information? Hey, you ARE a real clown!”
April 17th, 2008 08:52
Finally, a place where they treat you like a “king” and not a “clown”.
April 17th, 2008 09:18
Ronald was resigned to the fact that no matter what he tried to order, he was destined to a life of “happy meals”…
April 18th, 2008 15:56
[...] Our latest caption contest was a huge blowout with over 30 captions 18 different people. The votes are in and our caption contest winner has been chosen. The winner is walking home, or staying home rather as the prize is being mailed, with 432 sponge clown noses. (please let us know what you plan to do with all of them!) [...]