Archive for April, 2008, click title to see full post

On A Serious Note

April 16th, 2008 @ 11:31 am by zymetric

As a company of twenty-somethings from Virginia, we would like to take a moment and extend our thoughts and prayers to the entire student body of VT, the faculty, the families, and everyone involved. For those of you who don’t know, today is the 1 year anniversary of last years massacre.
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Clown Caption Contest, almost done

April 15th, 2008 @ 4:44 pm by zymetric

Just a quick note.
There are only 2 more days left in our clown caption contest. To participate, all you have to do is leave a funny caption in the comments. To reiterate, we are giving away 432 noses to 1 person, and possibly more to others…

Chinese Handcuffs on Bill Maher

April 14th, 2008 @ 2:01 pm by zymetric

Anyone catch Friday’s episode of Real Time w/ Bill Maher (original aired 4/11/08)? As a prop he used, appropriately enough, a chinese handcuff to demonstrate the complicated Chinese/U.S. trade relations. We should note that our bamboo finger traps are 100% lead free. Watch the clip below for more context.

Liquid Ass Surcharge

April 14th, 2008 @ 11:38 am by zymetric

Even when sealed, due to the nauseous smell of our ass spray we are only able to stock a few dozen of these bottles in our packing area at one time. A few drops spilled on the outside of the bottles during manufacturing is all it takes to permeate the entire warehouse. And [...]

Clown Caption Contest

April 10th, 2008 @ 5:26 pm by zymetric

We are giving away an entire case of foam clown noses (36doz) & a phony burger for the funniest caption. What you do with 432 clown noses is entirely up to you. Total first prize is valued at roughly $100 including shipping.
Also, the very first one to leave a caption in the comments [...]

Pullet-zer Prize Winning Chickens

April 9th, 2008 @ 10:42 am by zymetric

People do all sorts of creative and fun things with products they buy from us. But this is a first. A teacher recently bought a small flock of our economy chickens and, with the aid of a little spray paint, turned them all into trophies.
I will be giving these out as awards after [...]

Liquid Ass Fart Spray

April 7th, 2008 @ 1:28 pm by zymetric

We can’t remember the last time we got sooo excited about a product that we had to blog about it the first day it came in. Actually it has been a while since we have blogged about any new product — the last time we did that it was an april fool’s joke (stop [...]

What is a Rubber Chicken, Alex

April 4th, 2008 @ 11:38 am by zymetric

This will be our last chicken post for a while, we swear. But did anyone catch last nights episode of Jeopardy! (4/3/08)?
 
Didn’t have a camera handy but had the forethought to jot the rubber chicken clue down. Not a bad photshop job eh? Agh, you wouldn’t have noticed if it hadn’t been [...]

Chicken Choker Wins Chicken Caption Contest

April 3rd, 2008 @ 1:32 pm by zymetric

Wow say that 5 times fast.
So our chicken caption contest was a flying success. We had 16 funny captions from 9 different participants. All were funny, though some were more fowl & clever than others.
Everyone who made a comment and has verified their mailing address will be receiving their free deluxe chickens next [...]

Johnny on The Spot

April 2nd, 2008 @ 1:37 pm by zymetric

As we blogged back in 2005, Johnny Depp is a huge prankster and has been known to use fart machines and other props & gags on many, if not all of his sets.
Now, according to an post tribune article published earlier today, Depp has been caught again with his trusty whoopee cushion, this time on [...]