Archive for June, 2008, click title to see full post

16% off EVERYTHING, 16 hours only

June 26th, 2008 @ 1:20 pm by zymetric

Take an additional 16% off of EVERYTHING on all new orders, expires tomorrow, Fri., June 27th. Use discount code “summer” in checkout and savings will be applied to your cart instantly.
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Utica Attempting Groucho Record

June 25th, 2008 @ 10:47 am by zymetric

If you happen to be in Utica, NY on Sunday, July 13th then why not participate in a Guinness world record attempt. Organizers hope to hand out 7,000 pairs of glasses to participants running in their annual boilermaker race. This is far more glasses than the last few attempts (and the official record), [...]

Silly Cease & Desist Request

June 24th, 2008 @ 11:37 am by zymetric

Via email:
June 24, 2008 11:24am
Good Morning [redacted],
Let me first say that this is by far the oddest “cease & desist” letter I have ever come across, professionally or otherwise, given the brand dilution that has already occurred with this product.
Ironically, when I ‘googled’® “just for kicks“, out of 1,790,000 total results the first [...]

Goodbye George

June 23rd, 2008 @ 12:02 pm by zymetric

Rest in peace. We’ll miss you cocksucker.

 

Midwest Flooding Delaying Some Shipments

June 19th, 2008 @ 1:24 pm by zymetric

This wont apply to the vast majority of customers, so many of you can read on.
We have received a couple of emails about this and UPS just released a brown bulletin this morning so we wanted to provide a quick update about the midwest flooding and what that means for the delivery times of [...]

Giant Rubber Duck Caption Contest

June 18th, 2008 @ 1:12 pm by zymetric

We are giving away one oversized 12″ rubber duck to the best caption for the picture below. Other prizes will be given for witty comments.
To participate put your thinking cap on and leave your best caption in the comments directly below. Note that all comments may not show up immediately. [...]

Why Yes, That was a Rubber Chicken

June 4th, 2008 @ 11:51 am by zymetric

 
Check out this spoof that the chick from ‘American Pie‘ and that dude from ‘dancing with the stars‘ made. We watched the whole thing so you don’t have to — the best part is around 1:20 when he gives her a rubber chicken. Classy.

Oh, and the comments on youtube are a hoot if [...]