Giant Rubber Duck Caption Contest

June 18th, 2008 @ 1:12 pm by zymetric

We are giving away one oversized 12″ rubber duck to the best caption for the picture below. Other prizes will be given for witty comments.

To participate put your thinking cap on and leave your best caption in the comments directly below. Note that all comments may not show up immediately. It is ok to post more than one comoment, but please keep it to one caption per comment. Contest ends 7 days from today.

giant oversized rubber duck

21 Responses to “Giant Rubber Duck Caption Contest”

  1. Ian Hart
    June 18th, 2008 15:12
    1

    “Here comes godzillas birthdefected son!!!! everybody run!!”

  2. Tom
    June 19th, 2008 13:30
    2

    Ok we have King Kong’s tub ready and here is his favorite toy.

  3. Ian Hart
    June 19th, 2008 16:55
    3

    rubber duckie gone sumo.

  4. Ian Hart
    June 20th, 2008 18:45
    4

    “Here comes rubber duckie on steroids, contestant number 1, competing in the 2008 Beijing swimming olympics.”

  5. Ian
    June 21st, 2008 20:07
    5

    got eggs?

  6. Spenser Dopp
    June 22nd, 2008 19:44
    6

    It appears that the Mighty Ducks have a new mascot!

  7. Spenser Dopp
    June 22nd, 2008 19:47
    7

    Apparently someone did not obey the “please do not feed the animals” sign.

  8. Spenser Dopp
    June 22nd, 2008 19:50
    8

    Duck season my rear end!

  9. Spenser Dopp
    June 22nd, 2008 19:51
    9

    DUCK: “Come on you cowards! It’s duck season! Come and get me! I dare ya!

  10. Spenser Dopp
    June 22nd, 2008 21:29
    10

    Bert and Ernie must’ve moved away from Sesame Street and gotten a new place with a much bigger tub.

  11. Spenser Dopp
    June 22nd, 2008 21:30
    11

    Formerly belonged to little Willie Taft.

  12. Spenser Dopp
    June 22nd, 2008 21:31
    12

    Ernie, I found your rubber ducky!

  13. Spenser Dopp
    June 22nd, 2008 21:31
    13

    The mighty ducks must have a really big shower to use after the game.

  14. Spenser Dopp
    June 22nd, 2008 21:33
    14

    I think Bugs Bunny is gonna lose the argument over what hunting season it is this time.

  15. Spenser Dopp
    June 22nd, 2008 21:35
    15

    Fudd: shhhh! be vawy vawy quiet! i’m hunting wabbits!

    Bugs: why is dat? its duck season!

    Fudd: phhh. Have you seen the duck at the harbor? I’m afraid if i shoot a duck, that big one will kill me!

  16. Ian
    June 23rd, 2008 19:29
    16

    “mom!! my dream finnaly came true with the wishbone i broke while playing with duckster. Mooooo, i got a s-x change”

  17. Ian
    June 23rd, 2008 19:53
    17

    Godzilla was not pleased at the huge appeal of his most recent opponent for the title of “Most admired town-destroying Giant Monster”.

  18. Catherine Halpern
    June 23rd, 2008 21:38
    18

    Maybe eating that wonder bread factory wasn’t such a great idea.

  19. Perrie Halpern
    June 23rd, 2008 21:42
    19

    Hello, down there! Anyone got some gas-ex?

  20. Ian
    June 24th, 2008 16:03
    20

    What the heck did that pizza do to me that those humans gave to me? did it turn me yellow or…OVERWEIGHT?*HUGEBURP*

  21. Ian
    June 24th, 2008 16:05
    21

    Ernie finally stops molesting his rubber ducky and moves him to a bigger bathtub.

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