We just added over 30 rubber ducks about a week ago to test customer reaction — they are doing so well we have even more designs coming in by the end of August! So naturally we want to move as much of the current designs now to make even more room…
So for a limited […]

As first reported by dotpenn late yesterday, the FBI believes that Osama is using a fake moustache & glasses to thwart capture somewhere near the Pakistan border. Below is an artist rendering.

We’ve got this great new product (below), but sales have been somewhat constipated. So we thought would try this new photoshop sales gimmick — plus we are pressed for marketing ideas (we’ll give you a $100 gift certificate if we use your entry anywhere on zymetrical.com).
Our poop frames (a zymetrical exclusive), are each […]

If you haven’t heard, Jason Giambi of the New York Yankees has been growing out a moustache for the last month or so and its popularity with fans has grown out of control. More recently he was nominated for a spot on the All-Star team (voting ends at 5pm today). Part publicity, and […]

Sorry for taking so long to announce this. After several days of deliberation we have come up with a winner.
Godzilla was not pleased at the huge appeal of his most recent opponent for the title of “Most admired town-destroying Giant Monster.

Ian, we have a 12″ rubber duck boxed up for you, waiting on your […]