Archive for August, 2008, click title to see full post

Capgun Keychain Duel, Parts 1 & 2

August 22nd, 2008 @ 2:05 pm by zymetric

These live firing cap gun keychains are one of the coolest products we have in our catalog. We thought they were just realistic looking miniature gun when they came in last week, until someone realized they shot actual caps. And at just $1.64 these are a steal.

Our 200th Post!

August 22nd, 2008 @ 1:36 pm by brian

Well we aren’t usually ones for celebratory postings, but this here is our 200th blog post! It was just 6months (and 2 days) ago that we hit the 100th post mark, bringing us to an average of 1 post every 1.8 days.
 
I started this entry by highlighting some of our favorite posts and intended [...]

RUBBER SNAKES ON AN RV: TRAILER

August 14th, 2008 @ 7:19 am by zymetric

It has been a while since we have shot any funny staff videos, but for good reason. We have been working on our first full length feature due out this fall…Below is a teaser.
The video quality is a bit crap, but expect the full length version to be in HD.

Toy Gold Medals just $0.08, go Phelps

August 13th, 2008 @ 11:13 am by zymetric

In honor of the 2008 summer Olympics, which as everyone knows began on 08/08/08, we discounted our gold redemption ceremonial medals to just $0.08pc.
We have about 700pc left and will continue this promotion until the end of the games, or until supplies run out. Note that there is a maximum allotment of [...]

200ft Inflatable Turd Crashes in Switzerland, No Injuries

August 13th, 2008 @ 8:24 am by zymetric

As first reported by the guardian, a 200ft inflatable dog turd went afloat and caused quite a ruckus at the Swiss museum, in Berne on July, 31st.
According to officials, the ‘art installation’, was intact with a “self deflate” system in case of bad weather, but the system seems to have “overflowed” if you [...]

15% of $7,500,000 USD

August 11th, 2008 @ 12:35 pm by zymetric

Some days luck just strikes you when you are least expecting it, like this email that landed in our inbox. We will update this post once the funds have transferred suckers.
—– Original Message —–
From: josedward20002003@yahoo.co.jp
To: info@zym…
Sent: Monday, August 04, 2008 1:11 PM
Subject: Urgent help please
I am contacting you today believing that this will usher [...]

2009 Poop Calendars, Now in Stock

August 11th, 2008 @ 12:11 pm by zymetric

Just a quick note to let you know our 2009 poop calendars are now in stock & ready to ship at the discounted price of $12.77. We also have a buttload of 2008 buttcrack calendars on clearance at just $3.29 each.
Speaking of poop, our poop photoshop contest is still open. We are giving [...]