These live firing cap gun keychains are one of the coolest products we have in our catalog. We thought they were just realistic looking miniature gun when they came in last week, until someone realized they shot actual caps. And at just $1.64 these are a steal.

In honor of the 2008 summer Olympics, which as everyone knows began on 08/08/08, we discounted our gold redemption ceremonial medals to just $0.08pc.
We have about 700pc left and will continue this promotion until the end of the games, or until supplies run out. Note that there is a maximum allotment of [...]

As first reported by the guardian, a 200ft inflatable dog turd went afloat and caused quite a ruckus at the Swiss museum, in Berne on July, 31st.
According to officials, the ‘art installation’, was intact with a “self deflate” system in case of bad weather, but the system seems to have “overflowed” if you [...]

Just a quick note to let you know our 2009 poop calendars are now in stock & ready to ship at the discounted price of $12.77. We also have a buttload of 2008 buttcrack calendars on clearance at just $3.29 each.
Speaking of poop, our poop photoshop contest is still open. We are giving [...]