And if you don’t believe that, then you certainly aren’t one of the people who bought the $0.99 fart maker, making it the #1 paid app on the itunes store (and probably wouldn’t be reading this). Just released on 12/12, the ifart now the bestselling application for the iphone!

Of all of the thousands of apps tens of thousands of developers have created, some of them actually useful, this is what people want most. Hilarious parody below:

Pull my finger came in at a disappointing #31, while some 58 other apps didn’t even measure in the top 100. Whoopie cushions apps are fun and all, but mashups & socialization is where 3.0 is going. And if you don’t believe that, check out fartrepreneur.com (in beta):

Fart Apps have come a long way. No longer can fartrepreneurs expect to make $10,000 a day with a simple flatulence application(flapps). Fart Mashups are the future. Connect your fart database with the latest APIs using our service and take 3.0 by storm!