Archive for February, 2009, click title to see full post

If your phone can fart.. – Bill Maher (video)

February 28th, 2009 @ 4:40 pm by zymetric

Also seen on tv last night, Real Time’s Bill Maher rips into society, starting with the the iFart vs Pull my Finger court case.
The whole bit is funny but this segment starts at 3minute mark, watch the whole tirade all the way until he gets into the snuggie.

Liquid Ass on Howie Do It last night

February 28th, 2009 @ 4:24 pm by zymetric

The infamous Liquid Ass Spray was featured in a sketch on Howie Do It last in last night’s epsiode on nbc. (Unable to embed but you can watch the video. Select chapter 3 — you may have to watch a short ad). That entire skit is a better testimonial than even Howard [...]

Poop For Peace

February 25th, 2009 @ 11:06 am by zymetric

If you plan on pooping Friday April 17th, then why not do it for peace? From poopreport:
The east hates the west. The Christians hate the Muslims. The liberals hate the conservatives. The Sunnis hate the Shiites. All across the globe, the chasm dividing humanity is ever deeper. In all the world’s wars against terror, [...]

No Child Without A Smile

February 24th, 2009 @ 12:30 pm by zymetric

We are humbled & happy to be supplying noses to Dan Roberts, who through clowns without borders is currently in Jakarta schooling impoverished children in circus workshops. You can read more about Dan’s current mission & travels on his Red Nose Circus blog, where he gives weekly updates (with lots of pictures!)
As mentioned, we [...]

Take your rubber chicken to work – finalists

February 20th, 2009 @ 11:29 am by zymetric

The take your rubber chicken to work contest is over, and the finalists are in. Check out the winning entries on the twisted winerys blog. Below is a video one of the finalists shot.
We stock both economy & deluxe 21″ chickens.

Smartbalance Groucho disguise commercial

February 19th, 2009 @ 2:12 pm by zymetric

Apparently this first aired back in June?, but this morning was the first time zymetric saw it. Embedded below:

Airing dirty laundry

February 17th, 2009 @ 1:53 pm by zymetric

According to an article on crunchgear over the weekend, the two leading fart application developers for the iphone, iFart and Pull my finger, are going to duke it out on court. More details can be found on air-o-matic’s website (the maker of pull my finger), and on the maker of iFart’s website.
All kidding aside [...]

Happy valentines – 20% off all fake dog poop

February 13th, 2009 @ 2:18 pm by zymetric

Hey what’s happening. Just a reminder that there is 1 more day to take advantage of our 20% poop coupon. The 2009 poop calendars (still a few left) are just $5.42 using that link.
Happy Friday the 13th.
Update, the calendars are now just $2 for all blog readers. No coupon required.

He went to Zymetrical

February 9th, 2009 @ 1:17 pm by zymetric

Forget about “Jared“, tell her you went to Zymetrical and saved a ton on this genuine 17.91mm 90% silver Roosevelt, set in pure metal. Approximately 2.8grams, one size fits all.
We were hoping to get this in our last newsletter, but there is still time to get this by the 14th if you act [...]

Take your rubber chicken to work week

February 4th, 2009 @ 1:08 pm by zymetric

Speaking of rubber chickens, apparently this week is “Take your rubber chicken to work” week, a yearly contest from twisted oak wines. We just found out about it, but it has been extended for an extra 2 days until this Friday.
More information is available on the twisted oak winery blog.