Beer Hat Caption Contest

March 5th, 2009 @ 12:48 pm by zymetric

How would you like to win a free beer drinkers hat?

Update: Contest over, winners announced.

Leave your wittiest caption in the comments (below). It is ok to leave more than one caption but only one will be counted, and they should each be left in a separate comment. Comments may not be posted immediately.

kid wearing beer hat

Rules & fine print:
Contest ends 3/10/09. At that time we will pick the five funniest captions & request a mailing address from each. Limit one winner per household. Your email address will not be published, but must be valid so that we can contact you. Total prize for the each of the five grand prize winners valued at approximately $15 including shipping. All other losers will receive a discount coupon that can be used towards the purchase of a hat (or anything else we carry). This contest adheres strictly to our privacy policy. Zymetrical, Inc. reserves the right to moderate or delete any comment with excess vulgarity or language that is otherwise deemed offensive. Color and style of hat may vary.

Don’t disappoint us.

5 Responses to “Beer Hat Caption Contest”

  1. jason
    March 6th, 2009 11:17
    1

    Parents. FAIL

  2. John. P
    March 9th, 2009 10:23
    2

    Actually, in Arkansas there is a little known law that requires all kids under the age of 13 to wear protective headgear while drinking.

  3. Jillian Forte
    March 9th, 2009 10:24
    3

    That picture is just shameful. What kind of parent allows their kid to drink Bud?

  4. Alfonso Ramirez
    March 10th, 2009 02:17
    4

    Stand back! When I put on this cap I become…. A MANNNN!!!

  5. Arturo Diaz
    March 10th, 2009 02:29
    5

    Now that I got dad’s thinking cap, lets see if these cars going round and round start to make any sense.

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