It has been a good run. Hell, nobody thought we would make it 10 months, less 10 years. 10 years. But we never thought we would get a ridiculous offer from a multi-national pharma either. Who knew all of the “zy” rx domain names were bought up? The suits said the only way the value could have increased would be if we had a “x” or “q” in it, but phonetically that wouldn’t have made sense. The z followed by a y is like the holy grail of prescriptions I was told. I have never sold a domain but the check seemed to confirm this. Admit it mom, you were wrong! “You cant build a company out of fake poop. ha. So wrong mom!

And not by coincidence, this is also our 250th blog post. Fitting. See we have been forced to keep hush about this for weeks until the FDA approved the new medication which just happened last week. And since the suits wanted to shove this transaction under the rug by posting it on the last day of their quarter, today, we thought perfect. Well post it as an early april fools joke — nobody reads the blog anway.

Anywho they want me to write that if anyone has placed an order in the last 24 hours or so and your order hasnt been pulled, or you are due any refund that hasnot been processed then you will receive a voucher for zymetrical blood pressure medicine within 14 days. This was actually one of the sticking points because we wanted to ensure all customers were taken care of. Much of our remaining inventory will be used to promote the lower blood pressure (laughter = lower pressure) the mock-ups look great, they will probably be doing a going out of business sale or something for the non-funny stuff. I dont know but someone will be avail. to answer emails until May 1st so that everything is settled up. I dont have spellcheck on here and I am a little tipsy, so sorry about that.

- Sent from my blackberry