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Photoshop Contest: Poop Frame

July 16th, 2008 @ 1:10 pm by zymetric

We’ve got this great new product (below), but sales have been somewhat constipated. So we thought would try this new photoshop sales gimmick — plus we are pressed for marketing ideas (we’ll give you a $100 gift certificate if we use your entry anywhere on zymetrical.com).
Our poop frames (a zymetrical exclusive), are each […]

You’ve just won a huge rubber duck

July 1st, 2008 @ 4:42 pm by zymetric

Sorry for taking so long to announce this. After several days of deliberation we have come up with a winner.
Godzilla was not pleased at the huge appeal of his most recent opponent for the title of “Most admired town-destroying Giant Monster.

Ian, we have a 12″ rubber duck boxed up for you, waiting on your […]

Giant Rubber Duck Caption Contest

June 18th, 2008 @ 1:12 pm by zymetric

We are giving away one oversized 12″ rubber duck to the best caption for the picture below. Other prizes will be given for witty comments.
To participate put your thinking cap on and leave your best caption in the comments directly below. Note that all comments may not show up immediately. […]

Caption Contest Winners Announced

April 18th, 2008 @ 3:56 pm by zymetric

Our latest caption contest was a huge blowout with over 30 captions 18 different people. The votes are in and our caption contest winner has been chosen. The winner is walking home, or staying home rather as the prize is being mailed, with 432 sponge clown noses. (please let us know what […]

Clown Caption Contest, almost done

April 15th, 2008 @ 4:44 pm by zymetric

Just a quick note.
There are only 2 more days left in our clown caption contest. To participate, all you have to do is leave a funny caption in the comments. To reiterate, we are giving away 432 noses to 1 person, and possibly more to others…

Clown Caption Contest

April 10th, 2008 @ 5:26 pm by zymetric

We are giving away an entire case of foam clown noses (36doz) & a phony burger for the funniest caption. What you do with 432 clown noses is entirely up to you. Total first prize is valued at roughly $100 including shipping.
Also, the very first one to leave a caption in the comments […]

Chicken Choker Wins Chicken Caption Contest

April 3rd, 2008 @ 1:32 pm by zymetric

Wow say that 5 times fast.
So our chicken caption contest was a flying success. We had 16 funny captions from 9 different participants. All were funny, though some were more fowl & clever than others.
Everyone who made a comment and has verified their mailing address will be receiving their free deluxe chickens next […]

1 More Day to Win Free Chickens

April 2nd, 2008 @ 12:30 pm by zymetric

If you would like to enter our chicken caption contest you still have time. The first 5 winners have been chosen, but we still have more chickens to give away!!
Note that it is ok to post multiple comments (only best will be counted though) — just pease keep that to 1 caption per comment. […]

Caption Contest: Win a Free 22″ Rubber Chicken

March 26th, 2008 @ 10:32 am by zymetric

So you think you’re funny?
Do you have a better caption for this old Guinness ad that Kyle William found? If so, let us know and you could win a brand spanking new 22″ deluxe rubber chicken like the one pictured. We have never tried one of these caption contests, so with (or without […]

Lame St. Patty Logos

March 17th, 2006 @ 9:37 pm by zymetric

Some kindergarteners from the local school played around with our logo, and made it more “Saint Patricksy”. Here are the four finalists submissions. And by kindergarteners, we of course me us, with our mad mediocre design skills and all.
We still don’t know what the hell the yellow logo is supposed to convey, or even what […]