Via email:
June 24, 2008 11:24am
Good Morning [redacted],
Let me first say that this is by far the oddest “cease & desist” letter I have ever come across, professionally or otherwise, given the brand dilution that has already occurred with this product.
Ironically, when I ‘googled’® “just for kicks“, out of 1,790,000 total results the first […]
Here at Zymetrical we care deeply about the world we live in. We know that many of you care about that as well, so today seems the perfect day to outline our commitments and a few of the things we are doing to help.
Partly to reduce consumption (and costs), but mostly because it gets […]
Normally our company policy is to not comment on speculation or rumor, however a well known brand has expressed interest in acquiring a controlling stake in our company. For the record the offer was nowhere near $80 million.
Currently we remain focused on building out our company independently and have nothing to announce at this […]
If you are into digital art then there is a really cool digital marketplace you should check out (still in beta) that aims to connect both buyers & sellers (notice the double “m”). Believe it or not, we have more in common than our names:
“[zymetrical] was an artsy fartsy type word that popped into […]
We want to take a minute or two and clarify our earlier post to avoid any possible confusion. Consider this our official policy on this subject unless otherwise stated. And as always, if there is any question, just get in touch. Last month we had an author who is detailing Groucho Marx, […]
Ha, this is a pretty interesting look at the logo changes of various tech companies over the years. File this under general crap.
Did you know that Apple’s original logo was Isaac Newton under an apple tree? Or that Nokia’s original logo was a fish?..
Eh, maybe one day our little yellow square thingy will make […]
Another company in our novelty industry, GagWorks.com, a wholly owned subsidiary of Funantics, a Treguna llc company, recently relaunched their corporate site, centered around a blog-hybrid platform that allow others to post articles & press releases. There you can find everything from ‘The importance of time keeping and how it began‘, to a more […]
Yes, we are in the process of moving…. 38 feet away into a larger building next door. We have experienced unprecedented growth over the last year, completely outgrowing our current space.
Our new building offers 2x as much office space, and 3x as much warehouse space; simply put, it’s huge. This […]
A sad mime, a horned devil, and a redneck walk into a joke shop…. (insert punchline)
So we came up with this great idea - to have a Halloween party at the office. It probably would have been a little less lame had more than 3 of us […]
Some say potato, some say puhtato. You say Zuh..Zuhm..Zuhmatrikal, we say Zymetrical.
There are very few companies that deal with more customers who can not pronounce, or even spell the name of the company they are dealing with, than Zymetrical (Zuh-met-ric-kul– Say symmetrical, and turn the ‘S’ into […]
