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International Moustache Day is October 6th

October 2nd, 2008 @ 2:38 pm by zymetric

Though not as popular as ‘International Talk Like a Pirate Day‘, (and not to be confused with fake moustache day held on Feb. 2nd), International Moustache Day is slowly gaining a cult like following.
Though there may not be enough time to grow a proper moustache between now and 0ctober 6th (and though many […]

Toy Gold Medals just $0.08, go Phelps

August 13th, 2008 @ 11:13 am by zymetric

In honor of the 2008 summer Olympics, which as everyone knows began on 08/08/08, we discounted our gold redemption ceremonial medals to just $0.08pc.
We have about 700pc left and will continue this promotion until the end of the games, or until supplies run out. Note that there is a maximum allotment of […]

No Ducking Way!

July 30th, 2008 @ 3:47 pm by zymetric

We just added over 30 rubber ducks about a week ago to test customer reaction — they are doing so well we have even more designs coming in by the end of August! So naturally we want to move as much of the current designs now to make even more room…
So for a limited […]

16% off EVERYTHING, 16 hours only

June 26th, 2008 @ 1:20 pm by zymetric

Take an additional 16% off of EVERYTHING on all new orders, expires tomorrow, Fri., June 27th. Use discount code “summer” in checkout and savings will be applied to your cart instantly.
You can sign up for our monthly novelty newsletter below to receive future coupons and savings days in advance. Note that most coupons […]

24hour Sale on Calendars

April 17th, 2008 @ 12:28 pm by zymetric

Update: We are extending the sale to 4/21.
We are quickly approaching May, and yet we still have calendars left… To say that we went a little overboard and ordered a bit too many would be an understatement.
So, we are having a one day sale to move these out of here. The opening […]

Free Nuts for (Almost) Everyone

March 20th, 2008 @ 11:58 am by zymetric

Back in January we ordered 10 cases (288doz) of deez nuts because they were selling so well and we had trouble keeping them in stock. Now, because we did that, they are barely selling at all and are taking up too much space. You know what that means.
So for the next […]

Attention Procrastinators

March 19th, 2008 @ 4:11 pm by zymetric

There are just 13 days until April Fool’s, and counting. You still have time left, but you need to hurry if you plan on ordering any tricks. Use coupon code “aprilfools” when checking out and save an additional 10%.
April Fools Day originated in France in 1582, under the rule of king Charles IX, […]

We want your #2 business

March 18th, 2008 @ 12:55 pm by zymetric

Wanted: Wholesale novelty company seeks pooper scooper franchises and pet butler businesses to pick up our promotional dog poop products.
We have everything from chunky, to lumpy, to pens, to poop candles, and also stock instant poop in a can, keychains, and more crap you have to see to believe. Wholesale pricing starts at […]

Free Hats for Saint Pat’s

March 17th, 2008 @ 10:43 am by zymetric

Because it happened last year, and the year before that.. we are certain that we will be stuck with whatever seasonal Saint Patrick’s hats we now have left until next year. Unless we do something radical this year.
So, while supplies last, you can get a free one of these felt top hats hats just […]

5 Money Saving Tips for Online Shoppers

March 12th, 2008 @ 11:22 am by zymetric

Given the current economic situation it is safe to say that we could all fair better with a few extra bucks in our pocket. The following money saving tips were written to help you save money once you are committed to making an online purchase — we will assume here that you have already […]