Though not as popular as ‘International Talk Like a Pirate Day‘, (and not to be confused with fake moustache day held on Feb. 2nd), International Moustache Day is slowly gaining a cult like following.
Though there may not be enough time to grow a proper moustache between now and 0ctober 6th (and though many […]
Who the hell is iJustine?
Via valleywag:
Victor Wang — huh-huh — from Apple emailed the author of the Pull My Finger app, shown above, to explain that the interactive fart-noise program was deemed “of limited utility to the broad user community.”
View all 16 sounds in action below.
As first reported by the guardian, a 200ft inflatable dog turd went afloat and caused quite a ruckus at the Swiss museum, in Berne on July, 31st.
According to officials, the ‘art installation’, was intact with a “self deflate” system in case of bad weather, but the system seems to have “overflowed” if you […]
Just a quick note to let you know our 2009 poop calendars are now in stock & ready to ship at the discounted price of $12.77. We also have a buttload of 2008 buttcrack calendars on clearance at just $3.29 each.
Speaking of poop, our poop photoshop contest is still open. We are giving […]
We’ve got this great new product (below), but sales have been somewhat constipated. So we thought would try this new photoshop sales gimmick — plus we are pressed for marketing ideas (we’ll give you a $100 gift certificate if we use your entry anywhere on zymetrical.com).
Our poop frames (a zymetrical exclusive), are each […]
Rest in peace. We’ll miss you cocksucker.
Anyone catch last nights re-run of CSI:NY’s ‘child play‘ (episode 82)? It seems as if it was written by the same writers who recently used a rubber chicken on CSI a few weeks back.
When an aspiring internet entrepreneur (who wants to start an e-commerce gag site, no less) is killed by an exploding cigar, […]
About 8 hours from now, the Pensacola Pelicans will be hosting a ‘free gas night’. The first 4,000 baseball fans who show up will each receive, not a tank of gas, but a whoopee cushion so they can make the artificial kind. But the joke doesn’t end there - everyone in the stadium […]
Speaking of poop in the news, can’t believe we missed this headline last week. According to CNN, A 71yr old man in Ohio is now the proud owner of a 130 million year old dinosaur ’specimen’ that he won via auction.
“Poop is a big business in the pet industry.”
This is not to be confused […]
