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May 1st, 2008 @ 11:55 am by zymetric

If you are “shooting” an email to info / at / zymetrical.com for an information request, you don’t have to worry about punctuation. or grammar so long as it is readable. someone literally monitors that all day long and shoots back answers as quickly as possible. dozens and dozens some days. […]

Standard USPS Priority Shipping is Standard

April 29th, 2008 @ 2:58 pm by zymetric

“Priority” is nothing more than a name. It is marketing and does not convey urgency or speed.
On our shipping page, during the checkout process, and in your account the reason we state that USPS standard priority mail typically averages 3-4 business days for delivery once shipped is because that is how long it usually […]

How to Calculate Shipping Charges: 101

April 23rd, 2008 @ 10:47 am by zymetric

Dear MM, Asdf, gfdsg:
Do you know you can calculate shipping charges w/o leaving the product page and more importantly w/o entering the checkout process by entering your zipcode once something is added to your cart. You really don’t have to enter ANY information other than a zip. No name, email, shipping address, nothing.
It […]

The Fire Dept. Cut Down Our Bean Stalk

April 8th, 2008 @ 1:37 pm by zymetric

Yeah, you heard that right. They are still all over the place so we only have a minute.
The stalk isn’t 4 weeks old and already the neighbors are complaining. And of course the VFD and the co. administrator sided with them, citing ’security concerns’. Don’t even get me started with the FAA, […]

On Ghana Fraud

September 21st, 2006 @ 11:58 am by zymetric

/Begin rant/
To the person(s) in Ghana who have attempted to place 106 fraudulent orders in the last few months, 6 today alone:
As you will surely note by now, your I.P. address’ have been banned, all of your information is being forwarded, in real-time, to ic3.gov and other agencies, and not a single one of your […]