Archive for the 'videos' Category, click title to see full post

How to Talk Like A Pirate

September 19th, 2008 @ 4:26 pm by zymetric

Avast me hearties, today is national ‘Talk Like a Pirate Day‘. But fear not if haven’nt the grammar or confidence, for this video be the best source for yer to learn smartly.

[product plug] Arggh, speaking of pirates, order a cursing parrot between now and 9/23, use discount “pirate” in checkout, and we will throw […]

I GOT POOPED ON!!!

September 5th, 2008 @ 4:51 pm by zymetric

Who the hell is iJustine?

‘Pull My Finger’ iPhone app rejected by Apple

September 4th, 2008 @ 6:56 pm by zymetric

Via valleywag:
Victor Wang — huh-huh — from Apple emailed the author of the Pull My Finger app, shown above, to explain that the interactive fart-noise program was deemed “of limited utility to the broad user community.”
View all 16 sounds in action below.

Capgun Keychain Duel, Parts 1 & 2

August 22nd, 2008 @ 2:05 pm by zymetric

These live firing cap gun keychains are one of the coolest products we have in our catalog. We thought they were just realistic looking miniature gun when they came in last week, until someone realized they shot actual caps. And at just $1.64 these are a steal.

RUBBER SNAKES ON AN RV: TRAILER

August 14th, 2008 @ 7:19 am by zymetric

It has been a while since we have shot any funny staff videos, but for good reason. We have been working on our first full length feature due out this fall…Below is a teaser.
The video quality is a bit crap, but expect the full length version to be in HD.

Company CEO Speaks Out

May 21st, 2008 @ 9:20 am by zymetric

Spraying a can o’ Whoop-Ass

May 6th, 2008 @ 2:05 pm by zymetric

So, a big ass hornet breached security and somehow made it into our warehouse last week at the height of packing orders. This wasn’t just a matter of lost productivity, but safety. Afterall none of us are insured for ‘big ass hornets’ (we are small company and don’t have access to the best […]

Call of the Wild

May 1st, 2008 @ 5:17 pm by zymetric

Checkout this video we just shot of our jack russell terrorist, Charles, howling. In less than 10min this video racked up more views that any of our other staff videos have done to date. You ought to seem him when he is on ‘mouse patrol’. Argh Argh Argwwroroooooro.

Drunk Redneck Break Dancing

April 25th, 2008 @ 3:04 pm by zymetric

In part 4 of our staff profiles we bring you Chris, our resident redneck. We should note that he does not pack orders or deal with customers. No actually he has a real 9-5 job and comes here only to help out and model products. But mostly just to hang out.

John Lennon Vs. Groucho Marx

April 24th, 2008 @ 4:18 pm by zymetric

Oh, did we mention that groucho glasses are coming back in?