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		<title>Howie Mandell discusses Liquid Ass with Howard Stern</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 20:03:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Howie discussing his experience with liquid ass.  NBC did in fact air the liquid ass prank.

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		<title>What&#8217;s a dog to do</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 15:33:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>zymetric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To celebrate pico&#8217;s recent 15 seconds of fame, we sent a new batch of chickens out and here are the results.  More in this flickr set:

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		<title>Beer Hat Caption Contest</title>
		<link>http://zymetricalblog.com/blog/2009/03/05/beer-hat-caption-contest/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 16:48:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How would you like to win a free beer drinkers hat?  
Update:  Contest over, winners announced.
Leave your wittiest caption in the comments (below).  It is ok to leave more than one caption but only one will be counted, and they should each be left in a separate comment.  Comments may not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>2010 Poop Calendar: sneek peek</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 18:59:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>zymetric</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Crap]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Yes its&#8217; a bit early as these won&#8217;t go on sale til August, but the 2010 cover was just completed.  This will be the 7th edition, and the funniest yet.  
Speaking of poop calendars, have we mentioned 2009&#8217;s are almost gone?  Strict limit of 5 per customer.

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		<title>If your phone can fart.. &#8211; Bill Maher (video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 20:40:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>zymetric</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[farts]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Also seen on tv last night, Real Time&#8217;s Bill Maher rips into society, starting with the the iFart vs Pull my Finger court case.
The whole bit is funny but this segment starts at 3minute mark, watch the whole tirade all the way until he gets into the snuggie.

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